Ever wonder why the Florida State Flag has a BIG RED X ????
Dumb Florida Laws
� Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer.
� Unmarried women are prohibited from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
� If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
� It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
� Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
� It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
� You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
� It is considered an offense to shower naked.
� You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
� You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
In certain cities:
� It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
� It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house.
� The molestation of trash cans is banned.
� It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when under the influence of intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his or her normal faculties are impaired.
� Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
� Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.
� It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
� Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.
� It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.
� A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
� Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine.
� If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.
� You may not catch crabs.
� It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
BOY, sure am glad to be back to real civilization!! Yep, Washington, DC....the place to be.
Florida State Color: BLUE: Blue is the color of sky, water, temporary roofs placed after a hurricane���and hair.
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